Sunday, January 22, 2012

If you give a mom a water bottle...



*photo via pinterest
Note to self:
If you're out of town and you're breastfeeding, you might be in a situation where you need to pump. If you pump, you might have to find an alternate method of storage (because you probably left those little baggies at home). At that point, an empty water bottle might seem like a really good idea. BUT if you are holding the water bottle, with 6 oz. of warm breast milk in it, talking to someone who is drinking water out of a water bottle, you might forget what you're holding and absentmindedly chug half the milk you just spent 20 minutes painfully juicing from your own body... It doesn't taste too bad actually, very sweet, but that doesn't stop the dry heaves.

7 comments:

Jill said...

Now I'm dry heaving. So gross. :)

Shannon said...

Blech! That's one you'll laugh about later though. Once the convulsions subside that is. :)

Lana said...

Oh man, I'm dry heaving as I'm cracking up. Thanks for making me laugh dude :)

Brynn said...

This is the funniest post I have read in a long time! I would have loved to have witnessed it!

Emily Stringfellow said...

:D
Ha ha ha. Love it!

Melany said...

hahaha GROSS!

abigayl said...

Colt and I are laughing super hard right now. Thanks for letting us know about your oh so entertaining life :)