Monday, October 3, 2011

Dear Pinterest,

I was introduced to you 2 weeks ago and I wish I had never met you. I love you too much and this relationship isn't healthy. I NEED to go to bed early. I have a newborn that needs me. But you keep me up too late at night and leave me with a hangover in the morning. It's not you, it's me. Maybe one day, when I have a smartphone, you will fit more conveniently into my life. But for now, I think we should just be friends. Sorry to do this to you so abruptly, but I'm suffocating. I think we need some limits on this relationship. Don't worry, this isn't goodbye, it's more like let's cool things off for a while and slow down. Thank you for being so understanding and giving me the space I need right now.

Your Friend,
Heather

3 comments:

Lynsey said...

seriously-isn't it so addicting? Everyone I invite I tell them sorry in advance!

J said...

I just barely looked at that Esty.com website. I'm so behind, especially living here. I don't have time for those things either, so I don't tempt myself. I've heard Pinterest is so addicting! Maybe some day I'll check it out!

Beth said...

too funny!