In my attempt to be a good wife, save money, and help Ryan eat a little healthier, I decided to make him a healthy brown-bag lunch to bring to work just twice a week. Let me first tell you that Ryan grew up in a home where they had nightly 3 course, home-cooked, sit down, family dinners.
Sounds great, right? Well, Ryan felt a little deprived in the fast-food department growing up and is making up for it now. So it took some convincing, on my part, for him to let me do this. He says going out to lunch helps him get away from the office and take a "real break."
Me: Hey, what's this In-N-Out receipt?Ryan: Oh... I owed my co-worker lunch because she bought yesterday.
Me: Wow. She eats a lot.
... About 10 minutes goes by...
Ryan: Okay, I can't lie to you anymore. I sold the lunch you made me.
Me: You what?
Ryan: Well, everyone went to In-N-Out so what was I supposed to do?
Me: Who bought my lunch? (speechless, but slowly realizing the comedy here)
Ryan: Kyle.
Me: How much?
Ryan: Two dollars.
Me: What if I put a note on your napkin?
Ryan: Oh, don't worry. I checked first.
I still don't know what's funnier, the fact that he sold it, the fact that he sold it for two dollars, OR the fact that someone actually bought it.
Poor Ryan, he doesn't get away with anything, because I manage the check book. No wonder the man likes to carry cash.
